I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old
This was not friendly in anyway
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
People who leak other peoples nudes
People who defend people who leak nudes
People who blame the person who’s nudes were leaked
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
- Friends and family: I have to shower everyday, it's so disgusting when people don't shower everyday, sometimes I shower twice a day.
- Me sitting there quietly thinking to myself: well I'm lucky to shower every 3-4 days but I guess I'll keep that to myself...
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind