vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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wisdomshark:

Scottish Independence

wisdomshark:

Scottish Independence

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
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jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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theflyingguillotine:

viperbooty:

Valve why you do this shit

WHAT THE FUCk

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rogertaylorsdrumsticks:

fuCKING PROGRESS MAN

lsdzeppelin:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

i love this fucking post

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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loveandddrevenge:

amphetaheroin:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

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