captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

occupymalfoysbed:

Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old

This was not friendly in anyway

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shes-an-iso:

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

rexmccoolguy:

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now

WAIT JUST A HUBDUB SECOND HERE ARE YOU JUST TELLING ME RIGHT HERE THAT DIFFERENT STATES HAVE DIFFERENT LAWS/ OR STANDARDS ????????????????????????????
WHAT IS THIS AMERICA ?/?/,./?>

rexmccoolguy:

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now

WAIT JUST A HUBDUB SECOND HERE ARE YOU JUST TELLING ME RIGHT HERE THAT DIFFERENT STATES HAVE DIFFERENT LAWS/ OR STANDARDS ????????????????????????????

WHAT IS THIS AMERICA ?/?/,./?>

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3 types of trash

homonecksual:

People who leak other peoples nudes

People who defend people who leak nudes

People who blame the person who’s nudes were leaked

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basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Spoonie problems
  • Friends and family: I have to shower everyday, it's so disgusting when people don't shower everyday, sometimes I shower twice a day.
  • Me sitting there quietly thinking to myself: well I'm lucky to shower every 3-4 days but I guess I'll keep that to myself...
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deannatroi:

arabellesicardi:

Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. 

Source for Brown, Source for Bundy.

Character assassination much. 

in case anyone missed this trash

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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